“Why am I not asleep? he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into…”

“A lot of people say old folks are racist. I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think old…”

“When you’re retired, suspenders and sweatpants - that is the ideal outfit for you to wear;…”

“If I could have any superpower, I'd want to be able to whisper to someone: Your opinion is…”