“1. Always ask before going in the butt

2. Never go A to M

3. You are responsible for your own orgasm

4. Condoms are expected

5. Asketh for head only if thou dost offereth as well

6. A warning is customary to whoever is going down on you, that you are about to cum

7. Sex is not the time to bring up anything important

8. No photos or videos”