“Dana: I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?

Tina: It has to do with her attitude.

Dana: I've got attitude!

Marina: It's because she's so withholding.

Tina: No. It's because she's so confident.

Dana: No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.

Alice: Dana. She's your friend.

Tina: It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.

Dana: What do you mean it's because of her nipples?

Tina: She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.

Alice: Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!

Tina: Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.

Alice: I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.”