“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a…”

“Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can…”

“Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry…”

“*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool!”