“None of us get to choose our fathers, but we do get to choose our father figures. I chose my mother. That set me back a bit.”Tagged: Fathers, Father Figure, mother, Choice
“I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and shoot you in your lying face.”Tagged: Meatloaf, Fight, lying, upset
“Steve: Wow, uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan! Toshi: Unlikely. Those are women, not underage schoolgirls.”Tagged: Uncensored, Nudity, Japan, Schoolgirls, stereotypes
“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?”Tagged: Spoiler Alert, Sweet Potatoes, suck, Gross
“Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”Tagged: Religion, crazy, virgin, Wine, Genocide
“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”Tagged: legs, Wheelchair, upset, Mad
“Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about! Jeff: A new plan... New Mexico!”Tagged: New, New plan, Mexico, New Mexico, Traveling
“I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.”Tagged: mother, Moon, Mastrubation, ambitions