“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”
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“I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.”
“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
“Bodies are for hookers and fat people!”
“I’m going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what - forget…”