“I’m going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what - forget the park!”Tagged: Construction, theme park, Hookers, blackjack
“I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.”Tagged: planet, Wealth, Fame, sleaze
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”Tagged: party, Hooker, booze, Sassy
“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?”Tagged: Drink, Happy, normal person, Sassy
“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”Tagged: fee, Money, Sassy, In advance
“Fry: Bender?! You stole the atom. Bender: I can explain. It's very valuable.”Tagged: Shock, Stealing, Atom, Valuable
“Blackmail’ is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion.’ The 'x’ makes it sound cool.”Tagged: Blackmail, ugly, Word, Extortion, cool
“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!”Tagged: discrimination, personal, Attack, upset
“Stay away from our women. You’ve got metal fever, boy. Metal fever.”Tagged: Dating, metal fever, Women, Obsessed
“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV…sitting down with your kids…and hitting them?”Tagged: TV, Disconnect, hit, scolding, Parenting