“[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]
Roger: [about to climb ladder to the window]
It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!
Doug: Psst! Roger... Roger!
Roger: [climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?
[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind.]
Mrs. Dink: Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.
[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes.]
Doug: Our house is over there, Roger.”
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