Murphy: [in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it! [Corky comes in with a plastic cup]

Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full.

Murphy: Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now!

Jim: [looking at the monitor] She's going to blow! [everyone ducks as the next contraction hits and Murphy screams]

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