Episode

Birth 101

by Korby Siamis, Murphy Brown, Candice Bergen, Barnet Kellman, Paul Carr and 6 others

While doing the last show of the season, Murphy starts going into labor. The FYI gang and crew panics, and don't know what to do since they're in the middle of a live show, Miles asks Jim to take Murphy to the hospital, Corky to close the show, and Frank

(4 total)

Characters

Korby Siamis (4)Candice Bergen (2)Grant Shaud (2)Murphy Brown (2)Miles Silverberg (2)

“Murphy: How can I go through delivery without my Lamaze coach? Miles Silverberg: I called your house for hours, but there was no answer. So finally I just drove over to leave 'em a note. I heard your phone ringing and I thought it might be him, so I broke one of the windows to let myself in, they ba…”

— Korby Siamis, Miles Silverberg, Grant Shaud, imdb.com

Tagged: lamaze, Pregnancy, Labor, Gentile, Anti-Gentile

“Murphy: [in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it! [Corky comes in with a plastic cup] Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are…”

— Korby Siamis, Murphy Brown, Candice Bergen, imdb.com

Tagged: Labor, Pregnancy, labor pains, Panic

“Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow.”

— Korby Siamis, Murphy Brown, Candice Bergen, imdb.com

Tagged: lactation

“Miles Silverberg: [on Murphy's baby video] But I want you to know that your mother behaved as best she could...under the circumstances. [Cut to Murphy's hospital room, where she is in labor and throttling Miles] Murphy: [screaming] You son of a bitch! You man! You did this to me! You and every other…”

— Korby Siamis, Miles Silverberg, Grant Shaud, imdb.com

Tagged: Misandry, Violence Against Men