“Murphy: You know, a lot of things went through my head in the last fifty-six minutes, but the same thought kept coming back to me. You saw your brass ring and you went for it. It took a lot of chutzpah. I have to respect a person for that. Corky: Gee, Murphy, I'm so glad you feel that way. Murphy: I…”Tagged: chutzpah, Threats
“Corky: [panicking over her upcoming wedding] Murphy, you may not know this but I'm a virgin. [Corky sobs and Murphy smirks] Murphy: Frank owes me fifty bucks.”Tagged: virgin, Bets
“Murphy: How can I go through delivery without my Lamaze coach? Miles Silverberg: I called your house for hours, but there was no answer. So finally I just drove over to leave 'em a note. I heard your phone ringing and I thought it might be him, so I broke one of the windows to let myself in, they…”Tagged: lamaze, Pregnancy, Labor, Gentile, Anti-Gentile
“Murphy: [in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it! [Corky comes in with a plastic cup] Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are…”Tagged: Labor, Pregnancy, labor pains, Panic
“Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow.”Tagged: lactation
“Miles Silverberg: [on Murphy's baby video] But I want you to know that your mother behaved as best she could...under the circumstances. [Cut to Murphy's hospital room, where she is in labor and throttling Miles] Murphy: [screaming] You son of a bitch! You man! You did this to me! You and every other…”Tagged: Misandry, Violence Against Men
“[Speaking of the Girl Scouts] You know, I have never trusted this organization. Think about it. A bunch of impressionable young children wearing paramilitary uniforms, reciting oaths, and learning how to start fires—does anybody else have a bad feeling about this?”Tagged: Girl Scouts, Arson, Military Uniforms, Oaths
“Murphy Brown: At least tonight wasn't a total loss, we got to hear that great 'high sea' joke! I'm telling you, if Moses had had material like that, the Pharaoh woulda let your people go a hell of a lot sooner. Miles Silverberg: Yeah, like I'm going to take comedy tips from a shiksa. Jim Dial: I…”Tagged: shiksa, Anti-Gentile, Moses, Pharaoh, You People