“Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.”
About This Quote
Jerry invents a fake illness to cover for the fact that he urinated in a parking garage.
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