Episode

The Parking Garage

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Adam Wylie, Cynthia Ettinger and 11 others

Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine tries to get help from people passing by. George joins Jerry in getting busted. Kramer is wearing "the ja

(7 total)

Characters

Larry David (7)Jerry Seinfeld (6)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)Michael Richards (1)Cosmo Kramer (1)

“Boy, those Scientologists. They can be pretty sensitive.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Scientology, Sensitivity

“I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. And they all believed the secret of life is just to live every moment.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Terminal Illness, Living In The Moment, TV

“I should've hit the little son-of-a-bitch. I can't stand kids. Adults think it's so wonderful how honest kids are. I don't need that kind of honesty. I'll take a deceptive adult over an honest kid any day.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: kids, Honesty, Adulthood, Deception

“I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Neurosis, self-harm

“Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Public Urination, Shame, Humiliation

“Why do I always have the feeling that everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Weekends, Boredom

“Parents never forget a foul-up. I once left a jacket on the bus when I was fourteen. Last week I'm flying to Chicago to do a show, ‘Make sure you hang on to your jacket.’”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Chicago, Parents, forgiveness