“Fred Flintstone: Don't you see? Our neighbor Alvin Brickrock, he borrowed my shovel! He could be a vicious monster! A diabolical fiend!
Barney Rubble: Well Fred, you haven't returned my lawn mower and I don't feel that way about you.”
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