“Fred Flintstone: Don't you see? Our neighbor Alvin Brickrock, he borrowed my shovel! He could be a vicious monster! A diabolical fiend! Barney Rubble: Well Fred, you haven't returned my lawn mower and I don't feel that way about you.”— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com