“Hawkeye: Let's make a pact about drinking. Trapper: All right. Hawkeye: Let's never stop.”

“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding…”

“I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy…”

“Hawkeye: Great little war we have here. Radar: I could do without it.”