“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!”
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“Hawkeye: Let's make a pact about drinking. Trapper: All right. Hawkeye: Let's never stop.”
“I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids.”
“I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy…”
“Hawkeye: Great little war we have here. Radar: I could do without it.”