“Juno: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.

Juno: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.”