Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.

Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.

Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.

Annabelle: Hi.

Max: Oh, my god!

Thor: What the fuck?

Annabelle: Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.

Thor: Mom!

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