“Officer Sacks: What do you have in your pants? Thor: My penis? Officer Sacks: Pull it out. Thor: I also have a big dick.”Tagged: penis, Big Dick
“Hannah: This is what happens when you don't respect women. Lucas: I respect women. My mom's my best friend! Thor: What about me?”Tagged: Women, respect women, Best friend, Gender Identity
“Thor: Look what I found at school today. Lucas: What is it? Thor: I have no idea. Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.”Tagged: tampon, buttholes, Contraception
“Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things. Annabelle: I know what cocaine is. Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is. Annabelle: Hi. Max: Oh, my god! Thor: What the…”Tagged: sixth grade, Cocaine, Dateline, little shit, What the Fuck
“Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!”Tagged: sippy cup, Juice Box, Fucking
“Lucas: It could contaminate the water. Thor: We can throw it in the forest. Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!”Tagged: water supply, Forest, sex drug, Fox, Squirrel