“Thor: Look what I found at school today. Lucas: What is it? Thor: I have no idea. Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com

Tagged: tampon, buttholes, Contraception

“Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things. Annabelle: I know what cocaine is. Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is. Annabelle: Hi. Max: Oh, my god! Thor: What the…”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com

Tagged: sixth grade, Cocaine, Dateline, little shit, What the Fuck

“Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com

Tagged: sippy cup, Juice Box, Fucking

“Max: Nobody even kissed. Thor: Well not in their mouths, at least.”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com

Tagged: kiss, french kiss

“Lucas: It could contaminate the water. Thor: We can throw it in the forest. Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Beth Stelling, Thor, Brady Noon, imdb.com

Tagged: water supply, Forest, sex drug, Fox, Squirrel