Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl?

Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times.

Rosita: Would you like to kiss me?

Dusty Bottoms: Yeah.

Rosita: Well?

Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here?

Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda.

Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

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