Quotes tagged ‘Double Entendre’

“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Darcy’s pretty sharp. She pulls A’s. Julie Harbor: That’s not all she 'pulls.'”

— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com

“Cole Whittier: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream. Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.”

— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com

“Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl? Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times. Rosita: Would you like to kiss me? Dusty Bottoms: Yeah. Rosita: Well? Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here? Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”

— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Dusty Bottoms, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab. Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com

“I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.”

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, imdb.com

“Shaun: David, kill the Queen! David: What? Shaun: The jukebox.”

— Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“Richie: We played chess. Fonzie: You played with her chest?”

— Rob Reiner, Garry Marshall, Phil Mishkin, Richie Cunningham, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now. Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

“You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.”

— Jim Abrahams, Greg Norberg, Michael McManus, imdb.com

“James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb? Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.”

— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

“James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King? Zukovsky: I thought it was you who was giving her the business.”

— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

“M: Moneypenny, where's 007? Moneypenny: He's on a mission, sir. In Austria. M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately. [scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman]”

— Christopher Wood, Richard Maibaum, Miss Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell, imdb.com

“James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle. Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride. James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.”

— Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com

“[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers. Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.”

— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Inga, Teri Garr, imdb.com

“Butt-head: [to McVicker] You just weren't reaching us, dude. Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Trapper: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you? Hawkeye: Every chance that I can!”

— Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls. Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls." Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Tutu: I'm getting my cavity filled, if you follow my meaning! Bridgette: Oh my god.”

— Mel Shimkovitz, Sarah L. Jones, Tutu, Rosie O'Donnell, imdb.com

“I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!”

— Jeff Astroff, Mike Sikowitz, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

“Betty couldn't make it. So she sent me instead.”

— Yolanda E. Lawrence, Betty Cooper, Lili Reinhart, imdb.com