Movie
by Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Jefe, Tony Plana and 30 others
Three unemployed actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to replay their bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing.
(16 total)
Characters
“Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress. Carmen: And that you have done, now what? Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can over-plan these things.”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Dusty Bottoms, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Lucky Day: [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws] It's real. Dusty Bottoms: What? Lucky Day: This is real. Ned Nederlander: You mean... Lucky Day: Yes, they are going... to kill us. [Amigos begin sobbing pathetically] Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] What am…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Dusty Bottoms, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl? Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times. Rosita: Would you like to kiss me? Dusty Bottoms: Yeah. Rosita: Well? Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here? Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Dusty Bottoms, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money? Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you? Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while. L…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“[left alone, chained to a cell wall] So I just wait here then?”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Lucky Day: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: The Three Amigos!”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you! Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody! Lucky…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman! Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right. Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was? Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A plethora. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a pleth…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Jefe, Tony Plana, imdb.com
“Lucky Day: Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.’ Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous? Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal…”
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com