“I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time with people you never would have chosen to spend time with, not in a million years. I spend whole days with people, I’m like, ‘I never would have hung out with you. I didn’t choose you.' Our children chose each other based on no criteria by the way. They’re the same size. They don’t care who they make me hang out with.”
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