“Magnet: Hey. Maybe it’ll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in The Bible.
Armpit: Yeah, maybe we’ll have to build an ark.
Squid: We’ll get two of every animal...
X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.”
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“[about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too...if my pocket didn’t start…”
“Stanley: Where’s a person go to the bathroom around here? Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
“The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you…”
“Is that all you jackasses can dig?”