“Media: Wouldn't you like an upgrade? A brand new, lemon-scented you?
Wednesday: Oh I'm a fine me. I just keep getting better every year.”
More from Maria Melnik
“Learn how to have some fun in your life. Jeez.”
“Moving on doesn't mean running.”
“Surviving is a choice! Make yours.”
“Immersive? What the hell is wrong with you? That's real!”