“Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.”Tagged: Cheeky, Raunchy, Vulgar, asshole, kindness
“Shadow: I think I'm losing my mind. Wednesday: Well, when will you know for sure?”Tagged: Cheeky, Witty, crazy, joke, strange
“Wednesday: Too many people tell each other not to repress their emotions, to release their feelings, to let the pain go. There's a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. I'm gonna tell you something and you're gonna want to hurt me, but what I say has gotta be said. So I want you to consider my…”Tagged: Vulgar, Cheating, Insult, Truthful, Hurtful
“Wednesday: This is the only country in the world that wonders what it is. Shadow: You've been to a lot of other countries, have you? Wednesday: No. No, never, just this one. Just that the others know what they are. I mean, no one wonders about the heart of Norway or goes searching for the soul of…”Tagged: Pretense, Confusion, America, Norway, Mozambique
“Shadow: None of this feels real. It feels like a dream. Wednesday: What a beautiful, beautiful thing to be able to dream when you're not asleep.”Tagged: Dream, Asleep, Awake, Beautiful, Reality
“Shadow: Wasn't supposed to snow today. Wasn't even supposed to be cold. Wednesday: So, you're perfectly okay believing that tiny people on television can predict the weather. But you crinkle with consternation at the mere suggestion that you could make it snow. Shadow: One of those things is…”Tagged: Imagination, Reality, Fantasy, Science, Magic
“Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering? Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass. Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering.…”Tagged: Religion, Race, jesus, God, Dark Humor
“Media: Wouldn't you like an upgrade? A brand new, lemon-scented you? Wednesday: Oh I'm a fine me. I just keep getting better every year.”Tagged: Upgrade, Self-Confidence, Self-Worth, Cheeky, Fine