“Chip: I'm not not yet past the cut-off point.
Dennis: You mean the point at which you cut her off?
Chip: No. The point at which a series of casual hook-ups turns into a relationship.
Dennis: Let me get this straight. So, you were willing to jeopardize our friendship for this girl, and you're not even serious about her?
Chip: No, man, I am serious about her. That's why we're not in a relationship.”
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