“I’ve invited him over, and I instantly regret it.”— Erik Jensen, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Maybe I can meet you at the baggage carousel bathroom, and kiss you on the lips, your, uh, private lips.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Jeff, Beck Bennett, imdb.com
“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“You know, if we do hook up tonight, for once, you won't be the only one thinking about J.D.”— Andy Schwartz, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com