“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”
More from Matt Hubbard
“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical…”
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”