“Mr. Halster has filed a complaint against you with Human Resources. Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the Human Resource world, we refer to that as 'being a filthy prostitute.' Now, since this is your first incident, and, uh, Mr. Donaghy has explained the mitigating circumstances... I’m convinced that this sexual outburst was brought on...by menopause.”