Quotes tagged ‘Menopause’

“The Menopause Mamas were fighting over the mic, and I was not about to jump in that fight, 'cause Mama still gets the flow if you know what that means.”

— Brandi Glanville, imdb.com

“We have pain on a cycle for years and years and years and then, just when you feel you are making peace with it all, what happens? The menopause comes. The fucking menopause comes and it is the most most wonderful fucking thing in the world! And, yes, your entire pelvic floor crumbles and you get fu…”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Belinda, Kristin Scott Thomas, imdb.com

“Our dead friend used to say when she reached menopause the swamp cleared from her mind the sun shone brightly for the first time since girlhood she could think clearly things were outlined as if in lights a dog was a dog and a man was only a man ~ Imprisoned in the arms of Eros you relax you blur yo…”

— Alicia Suskin Ostriker, apmpodcasts.org

“Bart: What the hell's menopause? Homer: Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.”

— Dana Gould, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“You want to know what the life of a male when you have little girls is? They just love their daddy, everything is great, and then they hit about 12. But then you know what happens? Your wife hits menopause. That’s the life of a male right there.”

— Bruce Jenner, imdb.com

“A person who is not afraid of looking like a fool gets to do a lot more dancing.”

— Margaret Renkl, nytimes.com

“Sam Fox: Have I shut down, down there? Am I a man yet? Please tell me I'm close to being a man. No more periods. Dr. Okoye: I hate to tell you, but you have the reproductive system of a sixteen-year-old. Sam Fox: Oh, my god. Dr. Okoye: Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.”

— Louis C.K., Sam Fox, Pamela Adlon, imdb.com

“Mr. Halster has filed a complaint against you with Human Resources. Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the Human Resource world, we refer to that as 'being a filthy prostitute.' Now, since this is your first incident, and, uh,…”

— Matt Hubbard, HR, (Not Listed), imdb.com