“I want to have a hot body 'cause I'm tired of developing my personality.”
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“I don't have a 401(K), so as of now, my retirement plan is to overdose on drugs.”
“I don't have a 401(K), so as of now, my retirement plan is to overdose on drugs.”
“Yeah. I think the fonts are fine. My big note is that this - is a war crime”
“I majored in English, and that should be illegal.”