“Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me…”

“Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be…”

“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you’ve got a girl, and…”

“Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget…”