“Larry Abbot: I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand? Pfister: I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.”— Terence Marsh, Gene Wilder, Larry Abbot, Gene Wilder, imdb.com
“A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?”— Butters, Matt Stone, imdb.com
“Burt Canton: She stopped putting it in her mouth soon as the ring went on her finger. Lorne Malvo: Well, that's a national tragedy, Burt.”— Noah Hawley, Lorne Malvo, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
“Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.”— Kevin Curran, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...makeup sex is all that I have left.”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com