“Cartman: Ants in the Pants?! ANTS IN THE PANTS?!
Kyle: It's a game, dude. It's really fun.
Cartman: You son of a bitch! You were supposed to get me red megaman! Now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman! You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!
Kyle: They were all out of them, Dude!
Cartman: I hate you! I want you to die!
[after Cartman yells and kicks everyone out]
Damien: Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems.
Stan: Ah, he does this all the time.”
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