Episode

Starvin' Marvin

by Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, David A. Goodman, Dan Sterling and 8 others

The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar dona

(9 total)

Characters

Matt Stone (12)Trey Parker (11)Eric Cartman (3)Damien Thorn (2)Mr. Garrison (2)Stan Marsh (1)Pip Pirrip (1)

“Damien: [sadly] Well, goodbye, guys. It was nice getting to know you. Stan: You're leaving already? Damien: I have to. My Dad's always on the move. [He walks away sadly.] Stan: Wow, I feel kinda bad for that kid. Kyle: Yeah, just when he was being accepted he has to leave and start over. Stan: Paren…”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Damien Thorn, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Leaving, Goodbyes, cruel, Parents

“Cartman: Ants in the Pants?! ANTS IN THE PANTS?! Kyle: It's a game, dude. It's really fun. Cartman: You son of a bitch! You were supposed to get me red megaman! Now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman! You dirty cheap ass piece of crap! Kyle: They were all out of them, Dude! Cartman: I hate you! I want…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: ants in the pants, Games, emotional problems

“Stan: Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing. Cartman: [Damien approaches] Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey! Thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little bitch! Damien: I a-pologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. I was doi…”

— Matt Stone, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Farting, recess, Butthole, platypus

“Damien: Everybody hates me. Mr. Mackey: Well, uh, why do you suppose that is? Damien: Because I'm the son of the Devil. Mr. Mackey: Uh-huh, that's a good start. Why else? Damien: Because I...burn and kill them?”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Damien Thorn, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: devil, Hate, burn, Kill

“Pip: Oh, good day, Damien. My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me. Damien: Then I will call you Pip. Pip: Right-o.”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Pip Pirrip, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Nicknames

“Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien? Damien: The seventh layer of hell! Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Hell, Alabama

“Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass, too! Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, Fat-Shaming

“Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: invitations, rectal insertion

“Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien? Damien: The seventh layer of hell! Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Hell, Alabama