“Chef: [gets out of his car] Hello there, children!
Boys: Hey, Chef!
Stan: What's going to be for lunch today, Chef?
Chef: Well, today, it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green-bean casserole or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kick ass.”
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