Mr. Garrison: Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus?

Sheila: How about the dreidel song, boobie?

Kyle: I can sing the Mr. Hankey song.

Mr. Garrison: The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go?

Kyle: [singing] Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love...

Stan: Christmas poo?

Cartman: What the hell is Christmas poo?!

Kyle: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, haven't you guys ever heard of it?

Sheila: Kyle, that is enough!

Mr. Garrison: See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan.

Sheila: Now that does it! I am going straight to the mayor about you Mr. Garrison!

Mr. Garrison: Oh, wait, wait. I'm sorry, was it the pagan remark?

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