“Stan: Ready, you guys?
Cartman/Kyle: Ready!
Stan: Okay. Action! [Cartman poses the frog attached to a string on a stick]
Cartman: [mutters] I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog...of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very scary... and dangerous!
Stan: Cut! Cartman!
Cartman: What?
Stan: It's supposed to be a frog!
Cartman: I know that!
Stan: Since when do frogs talk, Cartman?
Cartman: [thinks] It's a Sri Lanka frog!
Kyle: Der, Cartman!
Cartman: Der yourself, hippie!
Kyle: Just do this again Cartman, and don't make it talk.
Stan: Okay, here we go. Ready? Are you ready, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm ready, Steven Spielberg!
Stan: Action!
Cartman: Screw you guys...”
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