Stan: Ready, you guys?

Cartman/Kyle: Ready!

Stan: Okay. Action! [Cartman poses the frog attached to a string on a stick]

Cartman: [mutters] I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog...of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very scary... and dangerous!

Stan: Cut! Cartman!

Cartman: What?

Stan: It's supposed to be a frog!

Cartman: I know that!

Stan: Since when do frogs talk, Cartman?

Cartman: [thinks] It's a Sri Lanka frog!

Kyle: Der, Cartman!

Cartman: Der yourself, hippie!

Kyle: Just do this again Cartman, and don't make it talk.

Stan: Okay, here we go. Ready? Are you ready, Cartman?

Cartman: I'm ready, Steven Spielberg!

Stan: Action!

Cartman: Screw you guys...

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