Quotes tagged ‘Frogs’

“Dr. Alan Grant: [finding egg shells] Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding. Tim: But Grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls. Dr. Alan Grant: Amphibian DNA. Lex: What's that? Dr. Alan Grant: Well, on the tour, the film said they used frog DNA to fi…”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Alan Grant, Sam Neill, imdb.com

“Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Stan: Ready, you guys? Cartman/Kyle: Ready! Stan: Okay. Action! [Cartman poses the frog attached to a string on a stick] Cartman: [mutters] I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog...of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very scary... and dangerous! Stan: Cut! Cartman! Cartman: What? Stan: It's supposed to be a f…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I had built a little cabin in Yosemite, and for convenience in getting water, and for the sake of music and society, I led a small stream from Yosemite Creek into it. Running along the side of the wall it was not in the way, and it had just fall enough to ripple and sing in low, sweet tones, making…”

— John Muir, amazon.com

“Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Science is a principle and a process of seeking truth. Truth cannot be purchased, and thus, truth cannot be altered by money.”

— Tyrone Power, newyorker.com

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

— Terry Pratchett, amazon.com

“To describe the young haremaid's singing voice as akin to a frog trapped beneath a hot stone would have been a great insult to both frog and stone.”

— Brian Jacques, amazon.com