“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.
Summer: Eww.
Seth: Summer?
Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”
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“And let's face it, I am hotter than you.”
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