Quotes tagged ‘Mom’

“Das are in the pockets of mas.”

— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, imdb.com

“Tinder doesn't really have shit on our moms.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“I have always loved my mom.”

— Dan Dietz, Robin Veith, Gypsy Blanchard, Joey King, imdb.com

“I was born to be your mama.”

— Dan Dietz, Dee Dee Blanchard, Patricia Arquette, imdb.com

“My mother was a saint. She will have no books written about her. But she was a saint.”

— Richard Nixon, Mackenzie Ryan, desmoinesregister.com

“You can't ever tell your mother about this!”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“Karen: Well, a promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today. Claire: Ew! You're using Mom's lines now? Karen: Oh, my God. I am using Mom's lines.”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Claire Dearing, Bryce Dallas Howard, imdb.com

“I can't wait to tell my mom about this!”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Gray Mitchell, Ty Simpkins, imdb.com

“Cole Sear: I walk this way to school with Tommy Tammisimo. Malcolm Crowe: He your best buddy? Cole Sear: He hates me. Malcolm Crowe: Do you hate him? Cole Sear: No. Malcolm Crowe: Did your mom set that up? Cole Sear: Yes. Malcolm Crowe: Do you ever talk to your mom about how things are with Tommy? C…”

— M. Night Shyamalan, Cole Sear, Haley Joel Osment, imdb.com

“Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.”

— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com

“I don’t know, man, I like Flo Rida. I mean, moms need to enjoy rap, too.”

— Donald Glover, Darius, Lakeith Stanfield, imdb.com

“I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”

— Donick Cary, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“For the record, I love having two moms.”

— Marissa Jo Cerar, Brandon Foster, David Lambert, imdb.com

“As my mom used to say, 'When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends.' She was full of fun lies like that.”

— David Goetsch, Eric Kaplan, Steve Holland, Amy Farrah Fowler, Mayim Bialik, imdb.com

“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked. Summer: Eww. Seth: Summer? Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen? Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Mom likes him. Who knows? She’s used to disappointment.”

— Robert Kirkman, Dave Erickson, Alicia Clark, Alycia Debnam Carey, imdb.com

“When you're a little boy, you don't have to go very far to find the center of your universe. Mom. She's always there. It's a pretty good arrangement—when you're five. But around age thirteen, there starts to be...a problem. The problem is...she's always there. And I mean always. Now a mom has to be…”

— Todd W. Langen, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?”

— Glenn Eichler, Dan Vebber, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Somewhere along the line, I forgot to pursue my dream and now I'm old and I'm a mom and it's just too late for me.”

— Craig Thomas, Carter Bays, Lily Aldrin, Alyson Hannigan, imdb.com

“No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.”

— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com