“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Captain Oveur, Peter Graves, imdb.com
“Lewis: I'm not even upset, even a little bit, that I was not included in the ceremonies. Moondog: Oh, you thought you'd be included? Lewis: No, well, like I said, I'm busy, anyway, so like I said, I'm not offended. And I just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do... with the incident a few years…”— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com
“Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.”— W. Peter Iliff, Charlie Tweeder, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates. Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O? Kent: You did not. Chris Knight: This is true. Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“Ella: Think maybe you're going to get naked with Arnold? Josh: I really don’t want to, but I’m also a very shit guy, and if he’s standing there looking cute and he’s forward enough, then of course I will. Of course, of course.”— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“And what is emotional confusion, you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield, backwards at midnight.”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Gary Busey, Gary Busey, imdb.com
“Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh? Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“I gave this speech on our wedding day. Now I’d like to give it again with clothes on and you, our family, present.”— Kieron Quirke, Dale 'Cuckoo' Ashbrick, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked. Matilda: What? Hansel: Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.”— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Hansel McDonald, Owen Wilson, imdb.com
“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.”— Matt Groening, David X. Cohen, Turanga Leela , Katey Sagal, imdb.com
“Y'ello? You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.”— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.”— Lara Olsen, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com
“Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.”— Richard Day, Raja, Adhir Kalyan, imdb.com
“You think you know fear? Well, I've seen them naked!”— David M. Stern, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com