“[Bill needs Jo’s signature on divorce papers]

Jo: So you want the papers?

Bill: I did drive all the way out here for ‘em.

Jo: They’re signed and ready.

Bill: Good, good. Let’s see ‘em.

Jo: Do you need them right this second?

Bill: Well, it’d be nice.

Jo: What’s the urgent urgency? You act like you’re getting married.

Bill: I am.

Jo: [after a shocked pause] Wow.

Bill: Yeah.

Jo: [while talking to her truck as Bill follows her] Is it Melinda?

Bill: Melissa.

Jo: Wasn’t there a Melinda in there somewhere?

Bill: No, there’s only been Melissa since you.

Jo: Boy, not much for browsing, are you?”