“Jo: [in the truck, discussing Bill’s current life changes] Hey, as long as you’re happy... Bill: I AM. I AM happy. I’m a happy person. I’m happy with my life. I’m happy with the way things are going in my life. I’m happy with...with... Jo: Melissa? Bill: I know her name! YES. I’m…”Tagged: Happy, Irony
“Jo: [cow flies by in the storm while in Bill’s truck] Cow. [cow flies by in the storm] Jo: another cow. Bill: Actually, I think that was the same one.”Tagged: Tornado, flying cow
“[Bill needs Jo’s signature on divorce papers] Jo: So you want the papers? Bill: I did drive all the way out here for ‘em. Jo: They’re signed and ready. Bill: Good, good. Let’s see ‘em. Jo: Do you need them right this second? Bill: Well, it’d be nice. Jo: What’s the urgent urgency? You act like…”Tagged: divorce papers, remarry, rebound relationship
“[about Bill’s new fiancée, while in his truck] Bill: She’s a...a therapist. Jo: Oh...yours? Bill: Christ, you couldn’t resist, could you? Jo: What? I’m not saying you need therapy. Bill: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy? Jo: I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that. Bill: What could I possibly…”Tagged: therapy, Fear Of Commitment