“Archie: You're colored.
Mike: Gee Arch, we didn't think you'd notice.
Archie: You didn't sound colored on the phone.
Mr. Byrd: I used the white telephone.”
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“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses? Archie: How long have you been living…”
“Mike: We're all family here. Archie: Don't remind me!”
“Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind. Archie: It must have felt right at home there.”
“God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God.”