“You know, I had a friend that said whenever she was doing something bad, she'd hear this this little voice in her head, distant little voice, saying, 'Oh, come on now. You know this is wrong.' And then when she started doing good things, that voice went away. It was a relief.”
More from Michael Schur
“I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.”
“Michael is like Mozart, and I’m like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you’re gonna…”
“I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.”
“Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we…”