“Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.”
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“Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.”
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“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
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